Mom Wants to Know

Where does this school problem writer live?

I've been telling my wife this for years.

I told you so!

Phuket...Let's Travel.

Brains

Why God sends more rain to Mexico than the Middle East

Thought of the Day

I've been toying with the idea of writing a daily thought. "Thought of the Day" sounds a little lame. Also, my kids and relatives are on Facebook, so I can't post anything off color there. I'm not willing to commit to Twitter, mostly because I can't see myself doing anything named "tweeting". They probably wont find this blog. Today's entry: "

I don’t ask for a blow job because the word “job” makes it sound like it’s strenuous physical labor. Instead, I ask for mouth hugs.

Hey, My eyes are up here!

Thriller with the megillah

After watching the Glee version of Thriller, the Michael jackson version of Thriller and the Lego version of Thriller (http://youtu.be/MThEoxSWURA):
Jeffrey: "You know, real zombies can't dance like that. Their arms would fall off."
Mom: "Jeffrey, there aren't any real zombies."
Jeffrey: "Yeah, right."

Do I miss NYC?

Not really. But I do miss the opportunity to find items like this:

Apology accepted?

T Shirt testing

Texts from Last Night

Obviously serial texters have their own style of communication. I'm especially taken by their need to document and announce their minutiae. But...this is funny stuff: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/best-nights/

Extract- Movie recommendation

Watched this on Netflix. Jason bateman is so strong to keep from cracking up. Check it out. Its about working class people at a factory and their intertwined issues. Great rental.
Encouraged by his friend, Dean (Ben Affleck), factory owner Joel (Jason Bateman) considers escaping his problems -- an assembly-line accident, a potential lawsuit and a sexless marriage, for starters -- by taking up with the gorgeous new temp, Cindy (Mila Kunis). But does Cindy have something nefarious up her sleeve? Kristen Wiig and J.K. Simmons co-star in writer-director Mike Judge's (Office Space) latest work-set, comedic social commentary.

Such a Deal!

Thousands gather to protest global warming

What Ever Happened to David Lee Roth?

So this is what happened to him after he got fired from Van Halen.

30 Seconds Over Carmel Valley

I was cruising around on Saturday Morning and stopped at a garage sale (one of my favorite activities). I found this cassette program and asked the seller how long the tape was, since anything longer than 30 seconds would seem hypocritical, right? She did not get my humor (I'm used to that) but I paid 10 cents just for laughs.

Then I got in my car and studied the box. Look what I discovered.

Decorative Tampons?

I found this rubber stamp at the .99 cent store. What will the French think of next?

Welcome to the Katzbah

I needed an outlet for some of the things in my crowded head, so I decided to open this virtual watering hole. A place to post my meanderings, opinions, and findings in a world gone amuck. If its not found by anyone, I have a storage facility for some of the odd items I find. If some of you decide to mosy up to the bar, then maybe we can have some dialog at a slightly higher level than Facebook or Twitter in the world.
At least my oddball sense of humor will be set in motion in a new venue. Cheers, and Welcome to The Katzbah!