Brains

Why God sends more rain to Mexico than the Middle East

Thought of the Day

I've been toying with the idea of writing a daily thought. "Thought of the Day" sounds a little lame. Also, my kids and relatives are on Facebook, so I can't post anything off color there. I'm not willing to commit to Twitter, mostly because I can't see myself doing anything named "tweeting". They probably wont find this blog. Today's entry: "

I don’t ask for a blow job because the word “job” makes it sound like it’s strenuous physical labor. Instead, I ask for mouth hugs.

Hey, My eyes are up here!

Thriller with the megillah

After watching the Glee version of Thriller, the Michael jackson version of Thriller and the Lego version of Thriller (http://youtu.be/MThEoxSWURA):
Jeffrey: "You know, real zombies can't dance like that. Their arms would fall off."
Mom: "Jeffrey, there aren't any real zombies."
Jeffrey: "Yeah, right."

Do I miss NYC?

Not really. But I do miss the opportunity to find items like this:

Apology accepted?